**Warning! Warning!**

Yanno how there are some women who want the newest and the latest in anything, including plastic surgery?

Well consider this as a warning to any of you who would be finding yourself putting this little known procedure on your Christmas wish list...


A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob."

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.

"All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."

The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts."

She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee."

Just a thought # 192

Crickets in England, don't have an accent.

They sound just like American crickets.

I love these guys....

I'd have to say I'm as neurotic as PC and would love to be as cool and laid back as Mac.

Ah, well, I guess you could say I'm a work in progress.

I've never been so outraged!

While at work, someone left one of my favorite newspapers behind, of course given that it's a favorite I snagged it for my own personal perusing.

After reading this story, I've never been more outraged!

Now as anyone who knows me, knows I've some pretty strong opinions and I'm liable to let them fly (sometimes at the wrong time unfortunately), however I've never been so outraged to write a letter to the editor sort of thing.

This time I did.

I wonder if it'll get published?

We'll have to wait and see.

In the meantime, let me know what your opinion is of Jeff Brown's cause, leave me a comment and share!

A revisit of sorts...

Well a few days ago I posted this just to make a funny, I like humor where it can go either way, just change the testicles to tits and a man could easily say the same thing. Basically it's all to say that regardless of the sex, we all at one point or another have thought the same thing about the opposite sex, regardless of the gender of the person thinking it.

Yesterday my girlfriend B., called to say that her car had a flat.....no wait.....it's two flats (OY!) and she's on the freeway (YIKES!) what to do? Well, given that I've close connections with AAA I told her that I was on the way. Holy cow! Traffic was a nightmare, but luckily, it really was only one tire that was flat. Thank goodness! Surprisingly, not one motorist stopped to offer assistance (it's been my experience in years past that at least ONE person will stop to offer some sort of assistance)....however, one cop on a motorbike checked in on us, but yet no one else. Thank goodness for AAA or we'd probably STILL be sitting there!

While we sat there and waited, we were both on the phone, her calling her dad in a panic about what to do in replacing the tire, me texting a friend letting them know what was going on.

My texting conversation:

Them: Everything sorted with the tire?
Me: Just waiting on the truck to get here is all.
Them: Why a truck?
Me: To change the tire silly, I'm not sure how her jack works and I know B. knows less than nothing about changing a tire.
Them: Well then you shouldn't be allowed out of the house.
Me: Piss off



Ya gotta love a supportive friend I tell ya!....yanno....come to think of it....the friend is a guy....so I guess it still holds true in this case....if it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you trouble!

Yeah, this sounds good...

To make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside...

Yeah, this sums it all up neatly...

I know...

I can always count on my friends to cheer me up when I'm down. I also know that my friends always seem to find a way to make me laugh and shoot Diet Pepsi out my nose when I least expect. I know that they accept me unconditionally, regardless of my faults and never stand in judgment of my wrong doings. After all, isn't that what friends are for?

For those that choose to stand by me regardless of it all...

I salute you!

A Study by the UCLA Dept of Psychiatry

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.


For example:


If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.


No further studies are expected

What not to wear...

To the grocery store...

• Old over sized ratty Harley Davidson t-shirt that is 3 sizes to big.
• Over sized wide striped pink and black capris that are darn near being flood length rather than have that nice capri length look.
• Flip Flop (or thongs for those who don't know what a flip flop is) sandals.
• Greasy hair that is mostly pulled back into a stub of a pony tail and what isn't pulled into the pony tail is tucked behind the ears.
• No make-up.

Then have the balls to carry a Coach handbag and use WIC (Women Infants & Children aka Public Assistance) to pay for the 6 gallons of milk, 2 gallons of juice, 1 dozen eggs, God only knows how much cheese and then be surprised when the people in line behind you get pissed off as they stand there for 35 minutes staring at your Coach bag as you check out!

Shocker she wasn't lynched.

I believe in a hand up when you're down and out. I have no problem with that, however when my tax dollars are paying for you to put food in your mouth and you don't have the decency to care for yourself, then go on and carry an up scale handbag.....well, yeah, I guess you could say I have issues.

What are you're thoughts?

Go grab some tissue first...

One of the most powerful documentaries I've seen in a long long time.

When you're done, go hug your family and tell all that you love how much they mean.

............................I am.

Well the grades are in...

Well I've been missing due to the fact that I was finishing up this quarter at school. I had 3 classes when I started, however I ended up with 2. One of the classes was Algebra and to be honest I had a hard time with it. I didn't need to take it per se according to my school (I'm enrolled in two different schools) because I have a math class with them that I'm required to take, so when I found my grade fledgling, I tried to drop the course, but at this point it was to late *sigh* so I ended up getting a failing grade. Yeah I know, that sucks. I think so too.

However....

Good news, my other two classes I faired much better in. For English I got a "B" and for my Abnormal Psychology I got an "A"! Woohoo!!! I found in both those classes I connected much better with the instructor than I did in the math class. I'm not sure if that had anything to do with my difficulty in grasping the material or what, but hey, all I know is the quarter is done and I got a decent grade for it!!

Now dance with me!