Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Wow...

Sorry, it's been a while...

Some catching up to do...

Bubby was in the Phantom News, think of it as an unofficial Stars and Stripes type of paper. Very proud of him for that, glad to see him at work. Very cool stuff! If you're interested in seeing the article, let me know, I can shoot you a copy of it.

Back to school after a short break for MLK day, had 2 tests, got a 93% in Child Health, an 80% in Nutrition. VERY VERY happy about that! Especially the Child Health score.....Nutrition, kicking myself that it's not better, however, I've got plenty of time to bring it up.

Started working out seriously. No, no, seriously. Stop laughing. Okay, so here's the deal. I'm going to participate in The Flying Pig Marathon in 2009 (insert your own joke here). I said participate. Meaning I'll either be running, walking or hell, rollerblading, but in some form or another I'm in that Marathon!

Moving on...

Ohhhhhh yeah, nearly forgot. I've got a job interview coming up. Wanna guess where? Click here to find out!

Right now that's about all that's going on. Well that and something really cool at work, however I'll save that for another post.

Talk soon.

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Can you guess who's the proud new Aunt??

Our highly anticipated little bundle of blue joy arrived into the world at 12:42am today, weighing 8 pounds 7 ounces. Mom and son are doing fine and we're tickled pink!!!....erm....blue!!!

Saturday, January 5, 2008

Valuable lesson learned in my Anatomy class...

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

'I should be in charge,' said the brain , 'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood , 'Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.''I should be in charge,' said the stomach,' Because I process food and give all of you energy.'

'I should be in charge,' said the legs, 'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes, 'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'

'I should be in charge,' said the rectum, 'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes
got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work... The asshole is usually in charge